1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Izzy Reincarnated]

POKE HOLES IN THE CONDOMS

 

[brownboy102]

Scatter used condoms all over the floor and state that their just unblown balloons
And get all the kids to blow them up, each and every last one of them.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

set the store on fire

 

[mintellect]

Release a bag of cockroaches in the store

 

[WendyMarvell]

Wait inside a closet until someone walks past, jump at and exclaim to everyone that you found nania xD

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

release a box of scorpions

 

[N e s s]

Step 1:Buy a snickers bar
Step 2:Take it to bathroom and eat it, thus getting chocolate on your hands
Step 3:Run out of bathroom with chocolate on hands and smear on nearest person

 

[brownboy102]

Dress like a baby, whilst looking like a fully grown female adult, and call out for "daddy"

 

[alphys]

unleash satan himself

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Open one of the freezer doors, go inside it, and close the door. Then, start weirdly staring at random people who walk past you, and some moments later put up a sign on the inside of the freezer that says "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Start dancing weirdly, and when someone passes by, scream at them, "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?!?"
ooorrrr take all the candy and open it, then scream "CANDYLAND"

 

[CuteYuYu]

Knock down everything off the shelves and start swimming in the pile of stuff you knocked down

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

PLAY TAG IN THE STORE WITH YOUR FRIENDS

 

[Hermione Granger]

Take control of the intercom and read lemon fanfictions aloud

 

[jiny]

open all the milk gallons and spill them on the floor

 

[pokedude729]

Hack the PA and Shout TARGET IS BETTER IN EVERY WAY!

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

play catch with the things in the store with your friends

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Have you and your friends go into Walmart, you with a megaphone, and them with little microphones
Then shout "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY" and then the friends will chant "BILL BILL BILL" into the microphones.

 

[maounkhan]

Have you and your friends go into Walmart, you with a megaphone, and them with little microphones
Then shout "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY" and then the friends will chant "BILL BILL BILL" into the microphones.

FUNNIEST THING ON EARTH!
Stab a knife at the customers and the workers your grudge is on.

 

[BlueSkies]

Have you and your friends go into Walmart, you with a megaphone, and them with little microphones
Then shout "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY" and then the friends will chant "BILL BILL BILL" into the microphones.

o my gosh this just made my night
i can't stop laughin g

*Ahem*
Walk up to random people and whisper harshly in their ear:
"Have you seeen my pet turtle? His name is Bitey and he got lost around here. Ssshhh don't tell anyone"

Also works with roaches.