1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[inkling]

Open one of the freezer doors, go inside it, and close the door. Then, start weirdly staring at random people who walk past you, and some moments later put up a sign on the inside of the freezer that says "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

do this but be dressed in your winter clothes.

works best in summer

 

[rass]

Take a bat and hit the cashier with it

 

[Alienfish]

smoke some hot doritos with sugar in the stuffed animal area

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Draw with lipstick on the floor and walls.

 

[Alienfish]

make out with a kobe/wagyu beef in the frozen food carts

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Use a George Forman grill to make salmon and asparagus

 

[Alienfish]

Sit on top of a shelf and quote Marxist people.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Break all the fish tanks and scream, "BE FREE MY CHILDREN"

 

[maounkhan]

Steal all of their copies of 2DS, 3DS, 3DS XL, New 3DS XL, Animal Crossing: Wild World, Animal Crossing: City Folk, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and Super Smash Bros. 3DS.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Steal all of their copies of 2DS, 3DS, 3DS XL, New 3DS XL, Animal Crossing: Wild World, Animal Crossing: City Folk, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and Super Smash Bros. 3DS.

You'd get jailed for that.. Also that's technically not getting kicked out, if you take them then leave Wal-mart.
also they only have ACNl ;o;

 

[Alienfish]

Peel all the oranges, hide behind something and throw at people passing by

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Spill over and rip open the big things of dog and cat food and then start eating it off the ground whilst making meowing sounds.

 

[Alienfish]

have someone walk you naked in a dog/cat leash and offer sexual services.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Take all the toys and throw them at little kids

 

[Alienfish]

Take all the pasta, start cooking and offer making dishes for homeless people.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Run up to random people with a ring box (no ring in it, though) and ask if they want to marry you. If they say no, throw it at them and then run away, knocking things off the shelves in the process.

 

[Alienfish]

Grab the boobs of the staff and start humping. If they try to move you away from them, take some mayonnaise and smear their faces.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Take the expensive wine like you're going to buy it, then smash it to the ground as you laugh demonically.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

set arson to the stpre

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Advertise loudly for fake companies.