1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

Start singing lullabyes at the top of your lungs with a megaphone, using an annoying, raspy voice, then claim to be Adam Levine in disguise.
 
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Hand out free communist books/pamphlets to people in the queue for them to read while waiting
 
Scream at people passing by, asking them if they want a free drink. If they say yes, say be right back and go to one of the coolers with soda and then when they're not looking, open it and throw it at them/pour it on their heads.
 
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Scream at people passing by, asking them if they want a free drink. If they say yes, say be right back and go to one of the coolers with soda and then when they're not looking, open it and throw it at them/pour it on their heads.

BUT PUT ACID IN THE DRINK FIRST
 
put on little girl clothes, then run around singing 'I'M A BARBIE GIRL" and then knock things off the shelves, then sit on one of the clear shelves, and jump on an unsuspecting victim's back, hissing and screeching.
 
Get a knife and threaten everyone that you are going to kill them
 
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