1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[helloxcutiee]

Being naked.

 

[Alienfish]

Run around in a Stitches suit and jump behind small children screeching

 

[sej]

Put mentos in all of the diet cokes.

 

[jiny]

When you exit the building, yell "EVERYTHING IS FREE TODAY!" to the people who haven't been in there yet.

 

[Alienfish]

Crash a truck into the soup can pyramid

 

[Bloobloop]

kill

 

[sej]

Get all of the packets of crisps and open all of them and put them all on the floor.

 

[Alienfish]

Take a dump on the bandwagon in front of the cashier

 

[sej]

Stealing all of the money from the tills.

 

[helloxcutiee]

Twerk on people.

 

[ZetaFunction]

Buy a chocolate bar, then go into the bathroom with it, and go in a stall. Eat it, and then smear some from the wrapper over the stall door, wall, floor, toilet seat, and melt some more choco on the toilet paper dispenser.
c: leave the stall (Hide the wrapper in a bag or towel of course) and have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe, and have chocolate completely smeared all over it

 

[Xerolin]

I remember this! ^^
Force everyone to do a flash mob

 

[helloxcutiee]

Tickle everyone in the store.

 

[Xerolin]

Fart into the PSA

 

[maounkhan]

Get access with the intercom and say "Jump up kick back whip around and spin! And then we jump back, do it again!" and then get friends on the intercom to say "Ninja! Go! Ninja! Go!"

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Make eagle noises to anyone who is wearing anything related to an American flag, then toss a coke at them with the lid open.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

shoot people with acid paint guns

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Walk up to someone and just smile, and then follow them around, with a creepy smile until they do something. If they speak, respond with clucks and peeps.

 

[BlueSkies]

Wait until the store is busy and people are constantly coming in and out of the doors. Walk through the door, and instead of holding it open for the next person, slam it in their face and shout "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE CLUB!"

 

[jiny]

Wave eggplants in people's faces.