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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart
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Start making out with the boss and broadcast the sounds and dirty talk over the PA.
Climb on top of a soup-can pyramid, get naked and start singing The Clash' song "Rock The Kasbah" and throw porn dvd's to random people.
Scream at random people passing by and throw banana peels at their head.
Start shouting political chants in the toy section. If you get caught tell them you're gonna reveal their true selves on the PA system.
Eat all of their pies and use people as a napkin.
Bring a guitar, then perform a guitar solo. When you finish, smash the guitar on all of the expensive alcohol. (Preferably the wines.)
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run in and yell GUNMAN INT HE STORE
Give out free porn posters to the kids
Dump garlic powder in your mouth, then breath in people's faces
grab a bunch of mattresses, and bring them to the enterance, blocking the doors
Spit on people and throw cans at them
Use the conveyor belts at checkout as treadmills
Open all the toys and start playing with them. When a kid comes down the isle, ask them if they'd like to play with you.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags; attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Dress up like a giant seagull and ask people for chips.
Get a sh**-ton of duct tape, and put it on everyone's mouth who walks into the store and shout,"SHADDAP!" at them
Bring in a stolen church bell and ring about while shouting "THE TOMATOES HAS COOOOME"!
Steal open all the toilet paper rolls and wrap up all the little kids whenever they are trying to play on the display consoles.
