1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

Take all their barbie dolls and make them meat dresses to wear(grab the meat from the carts), then hand them out to people.

 

[Haydenv019]

Steal their entire supply of McDonald’s Fries and give it to Callie

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Get on the conveyor belt of the busiest line in the store and yell out "WALUIGIS NUMBAH WAN!!!" really loudly.

 

[Alienfish]

replace the cashiers with waluigis

 

[calamitybot]

eat ice cream from the containers with your bare hands and then not pay

 

[daisyflowers]

shop lift a toy car for little children

 

[Midoriya]

Steal everything and replace every aisle with Snake from Metal Gear Solid, firmly standing there, not letting anyone get by.

 

[Alienfish]

Replace all the dolls with toy time bombs filled with mayonnaise, and set them all off at once.

 

[Bcat]

build a fort out of paper towels and toilet paper and throw rotten fruit at people

 

[lunatepic]

state a political opinion

 

[KatPancake]

Run up and down all the aisles screaming "I WOULD RATHER BE IN TARGET"

 

[Strawberryllama]

Riding your pet llama around the store

 

[Hanzoisbae]

do walmart yodeling karaoke in the bathroom HEAVY METAL EDITION

 

[MapleSilver]

Start a cult. Convince them you are Julius Caesar reincarnated. Convince them they have to invade Gaul as a defensive measure. Since this is North America, Quebec is French enough so it'll have to do. March your legions on Montreal. Surround a Walmart and blockade any cargo trucks trying to get in. Invade the Walmart, then get kicked out.

 

[Hanzoisbae]

dab

 

[tiffanistarr]

go into walmart ONLY wearing an apron and try and bake a cake with the bakery ladies

 

[matt]

Wait until after closing time

 

[Raayzx]

Pick up a giant soda. Shake it shake it shake it and BOOM open the lid and enjoy!

 

[Alienfish]

Bring in a group of goats and start playing the accordion while they run around in the store.

 

[Midoriya]

Start a cult around a certain possessed, demonized Chandelier that keeps eating peoples’ souls.