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Kristine015
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I'm not really in need of TBT so don't me in 
I just thought I'd share this joke I gound on reddit earlier.
What did the suicide bomber say to his students?
- pay attention I'll only show this once.
PahahaHaha
I just thought I'd share this joke I gound on reddit earlier. What did the suicide bomber say to his students?
- pay attention I'll only show this once.
PahahaHaha
♥ John goes to a library.
John: can i have a burger please?
receptionist: sir, this is a library.
John: oh, I'm sorry. *whispers* can i have a burger please?
hope this made someone laughs c: ♥
~♚Vickie
John: can i have a burger please?
receptionist: sir, this is a library.
John: oh, I'm sorry. *whispers* can i have a burger please?
hope this made someone laughs c: ♥
~♚Vickie
I enjoy having TBT.
(This is my favourite but it's so old)
Why did Tigger go to the toilet?
…To look for Pooh.
Or if you don't know Winnie The Pooh…
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
(Get it? Eu-ra-poo, you've got to say it fast)
Haha, I enjoy this
(This is my favourite but it's so old)
Why did Tigger go to the toilet?
…To look for Pooh.
Or if you don't know Winnie The Pooh…
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
(Get it? Eu-ra-poo, you've got to say it fast)
Haha, I enjoy this
Mintyfresh
The best
What do you call a sugar daddy who is poor? A splenda daddy (I made this up when I was 10)
NeonxVandal
Li'l Big Paws
I'll never forget this one..
What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?
WattahhH!!!
Lol xD
What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?
WattahhH!!!
Lol xD
ChromSenpai
i hate nirvana
i have two funny ones
me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: i dont know her
concept for the year 2046:
me holding my diamond crystal gold wine glass wearing my favourite black dress with my long black gloves enjoying my life drinking small sips of ginger ale because i dont drink: so honey how was school today?
my future child: it was fine, we learned about the 2016 election. do you remember that?
also me: *my wine glass falls to the ground and shatters* no i do not recall
me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: i dont know her
concept for the year 2046:
me holding my diamond crystal gold wine glass wearing my favourite black dress with my long black gloves enjoying my life drinking small sips of ginger ale because i dont drink: so honey how was school today?
my future child: it was fine, we learned about the 2016 election. do you remember that?
also me: *my wine glass falls to the ground and shatters* no i do not recall
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Lightspring
🧡🖤
Dear Algebra,
Stop asking me to find your X,
She's not coming back
We don't know Y either
Stop asking me to find your X,
She's not coming back
We don't know Y either
Literary 5 minutes ago i was told this joke -> *clears throat*
Doctor: Hello, Mr. Rick, did you come see me because of your eye problem?
Rick: Uh yes... how did you know?
Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA not funny? ok i should leave. bye. x.x
Doctor: Hello, Mr. Rick, did you come see me because of your eye problem?
Rick: Uh yes... how did you know?
Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA not funny? ok i should leave. bye. x.x
nostalgibra
slave to the vaporwave
I bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
Here's one of my favorites, and explanations next to them cause they are cultural
IF SANTA WAS NATIVE (AMERICAN)
At bedtime, kids would have to leave corn soup and frybread for the big guy. Cause, frybread
Santa?s new moccasins would be made out of Dasher. Deer hide makes moccs
Santa would run around saying ?shh?ttt? and ?Ayyy? instead of ?ho, ho, ho.? Just lol
A five-pound block of cheese and day-old bread would be under every tree. Commodities lol AKA food distribution program
His elves would never show up for work on Mondays and sometimes Fridays. "Indian time" because we are never on time
The sleigh would have to have a jump start in every other state, and would have one donut tire. Cause rez cars lol
He would be able to navigate his sleigh by pointing his lips. Lip pointing, how do I explain it... It's more respectful than pointing with fingers
All his elves would be Hopis from Second Mesa. LOL idek. Short joke probably. My Nana is super short.
All your gifts would not arrive until February. Indian time again
I originally read this one here last year~
IF SANTA WAS NATIVE (AMERICAN)
At bedtime, kids would have to leave corn soup and frybread for the big guy. Cause, frybread
Santa?s new moccasins would be made out of Dasher. Deer hide makes moccs
Santa would run around saying ?shh?ttt? and ?Ayyy? instead of ?ho, ho, ho.? Just lol
A five-pound block of cheese and day-old bread would be under every tree. Commodities lol AKA food distribution program
His elves would never show up for work on Mondays and sometimes Fridays. "Indian time" because we are never on time
The sleigh would have to have a jump start in every other state, and would have one donut tire. Cause rez cars lol
He would be able to navigate his sleigh by pointing his lips. Lip pointing, how do I explain it... It's more respectful than pointing with fingers
All his elves would be Hopis from Second Mesa. LOL idek. Short joke probably. My Nana is super short.
All your gifts would not arrive until February. Indian time again
I originally read this one here last year~
planetvirgo
Seabass Witch
I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
~
What's the real definition of a will?
A dead giveaway.
She looked surprised.
~
What's the real definition of a will?
A dead giveaway.
Berry <3
Artistic Otaku
lol i saw that circulating facebook today ^^
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