Giveaway 575 tbt Christmas giveaway

[Bunnilla]

lol i saw that circulating facebook today ^^

Lol but it's true isn't it

 

[Trystin]

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

 

[Katewho93]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Owls
Owls who?
That's right, owls hooo!

 

[Clockworking]

Me: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You: ARRRRR?
Me: Pirates are illiterate.

 

[ACSuperFan]

A tiny fortune teller escaped from prison yesterday. I saw it in today's newspaper with the headline, "Small Medium at Large."

 

[Berry <3]

Lol but it's true isn't it

yup

 

[LinkToTheWorld]

So pleased to see so many entries
I'm out at my hospital appointments most of today but once I'm back I will have a look through and choose winners
Still some time to enter!

 

[pipty]

Why did the Japanese man scratch the bread?

Spoiler: spoiler

because ichiban

sorry its super lame lol ://

 

[Nezuko]

Two snails were sitting on a fence watching two cars having a race. One car was marked "1" and the other "S." One snail turned to the other and exclaimed "Wow! Look at that S Car Go!"

(say it out loud, lol)

 

[CinnaMuffin]

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?

Look! They Spelled Macy's wrong!!

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Why did the Japanese man scratch the bread?

Spoiler: spoiler

because ichiban

sorry its super lame lol ://

Oh my gosh that's great xD

 

[awesomeelle2001]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

This joke is really bad lol, but my older brother used to tell it to me all the time, you guys have probably heard it.

 

[Sloom Lagoon]

In the spirit of Christmas and terrible cracker jokes, I'm going to go for this:

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit? No Brussels

 

[LinkToTheWorld]

Will leave this open another hour or so

 

[TheMisaMisa]

Some joke my psych prof told the class before an exam lol:

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office naked and wrapped in plastic. The psychiatrist says to him, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

 

[LinkToTheWorld]

Entries are now closed as I don't think there will be many more entries now. Thanks to everybody who participated!
Will announce the winners shortly

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Winners

1st prize - ChromSenpai
2nd prize - Xandra
3rd prize - TheMisaMisa

Will PM you all shortly

Thanks to everybody who participated! Was a tough choice between 6 of them. Been some good entertainment
Keep a look out for my 800tbt giveaway which I will post either later today or tomorrow