Mom: "You will NEVER BE LIKE ME! I WAS FAR MORE PRETTIER AND ALL THE BOYS LOVED ME BACK THEN, AND I WAS MUCH MORE SKINNER THAN YOU WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THINGS THAT I CAN'T??? WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ME?? YOU'RE SO STUPID AND I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN YOU!!11!! I'M BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE. PITY ME PEASANTS!!!"
If someone were to take a shot every time my mom pities herself or puts people down for her own benefit, they'd never be sober. Even just for a day.
(Also she wasn't screaming this or anything. Just summing up all the things she's ever said pretty much. Yeah dysfunctional af)