(Round 5)
Gnome: "Our plan to conquer all of Earth's gardens is almost complete. Now we move onto the moon's gardens!"
Stelloid: "Ugh. Maybe this isn't the group I should've brought on my deep space vacation."
Stelloid: Gentlemen, thanks to your generosity in allowing us to borrow your friend for our studies, we are on the verge of a scientific breakthrough! By splicing some of his genetic material together with that of one of my crewmen, we will be able to create the galaxy's first gnome-gyroid hybrid: a gnomeroid! This calls for celebration!
Passionate Gnome: Perhaps we should keep workshopping the name...maybe something like gnomoid instead?
Rebel Gnome: Yeah, I've had gnomeroids before and they're nothing to celebrate.
Rebel: "I can't read the menu with my sunglasses on, what's the special of the day?"
Passionate: "It says something about the daily probe special.. I don't think I'm gonna order anything."
Passionate to Stelloid: “Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart”
Rebel: “Back off Passionate! Stelloid’s with me and as our battle polls show, I’m currently winning this round!”
Rebel: Everyone, shut up! I think these astronauts are about to tell us how to get back home! Astronaut: ... ... Rebel: ... Well?! Astronaut: ... .... ... ... .... aeiou.
Passionate: "So, you come here often?"
lil alien thingy: "beep bop ee woo yah (you fool, i already told you, cant you see my friend held hostage like yours? im stuck here too)"
Passionate: "Yeah, we're not from around here either. It all started back in..."
lil alien thing: "zooba woh ya ne jup HAW NAWA SE BOP (oh god, here he goes again PLEASE END MY SUFFERING)"