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Reliable: "Here we are at this hot brand new Vancouver rental listing. Isn't it beautiful? No utilities, no running hot water, $3000 a month. Practically a steal."
Round 1
"Come on man, open up, we know you're in there! We can hear your TV playing some weird Gnomeo & Juliet rip-off.... What kind of name is Romeo?!"
Round 1:
Yet, Surprised Gnome appeared the be the only one showing total surprise for what happened to them. Hungry Gnome, not learning their lesson, decided to see if the house had any food it eat. Passionate Gnome and Reliable Gnome were of no help either apparently.
Round#1
Sleepy Gnome: Yep, engine's dead.
Laid-back Gnome: We're not in Kansas anymore...
Surprised Gnome: I think I see the Wicked Witch!
Sprightly Gnome: Quick! Let's hide behind this house!
"Surprised Gnome: Are you guys sure this where we find Snow White? This doesn't look like a forest at all!
Reliable Gnome: I think we took so long that global warming turned the forest turned into a desert..."
Hungry gnome: well, I don’t know who lives here, but I think we should try not to get on the wrong side of them
Reliable gnome: I’m on the left side, would that be alright?
Rebel Gnome to Surprised Gnome: “You act as if you’ve never seen a skeleton before.” Sleepy Gnome to Laid-back Gnome: “Everybody can calm down I found us a car. It just needs some transmission work and brakes, tires, catalytic converter, shocks…” Hungry Gnome to Reliable and Passionate Gnome: “We gnomes try to stick to the four main food groups: mushrooms, roots, nuts, and berries.” Sprightly Gnome to no one in particular: “I like that stone, that is a nice stone.”
“Sir, there is no point in barricading the door. We have surrounded your house and your car will be confiscated until we finally come to an agreement about your cars extended warranty. You’ve been messing with the wrong gnang“
While the rest of the gnomes frantically try to figure out what to do after they locked themselves out of the house, Sprightly Gnome feels safe enough being with his favourite rock.
after decades of waiting for the island rep who had rescued them from the sale bin at Nook's to emerge from their house, the gnomes make the difficult decision to pack up and use the rep's car to depart and find a more well-kept lawn to stand on. the first step in their journey presents a sizable issue, however: how are they supposed to reach both the pedals and the steering wheel at once?
Passionate Gnome: "I thought you said this was going to be a tropical getaway..!?"
Hungry Gnome: "more like the Desert Island if you ask me..."
Reliable: "I might need new glasses.."
Sleepy Gnome: Sorry fellas... the car won't start. Surprised Gnome: Does this mean we aren't going to Mcdonald's? Laid-back Gnome: We have food at home.
Round #1:
The gnomes found themselves at a trailer park and new owners of a mobile home.
Reliable Gnome: "You bought a mobile home?!"
Hungry Gnome: "I bought a house!"
Round 1
Passionate gnome: Did we just land in Hueco Mundo over a pepper?! Hungry gnome, did you slip that pepper in our soup?! >:/
Hungry gnome: Finally, I can taste this hollow chocolate house!
Sleepy gnome: If I sleep in a dream, will I wake up? Perhaps there is more than one way to travel using a car.. zzz -.-
Round 1
Hungry gnome: Are you sure we don't have time to stop in for a snack?
Reliable and passionate gnomes: We already told you, this is the WRONG ADDRESS!