Speak gibberish until it resembles something sounding like a new language. Alternatively, you could start speaking the language my friend and I came up with called “JakeStateFarmanese”. The only three words in the language are “Jake,” “State,” and “Farm,” so... have fun with that I guess.
Well, it depends. The this you’re talking about could be anything. It could be this, or that, or that over there, even those. But if it‘s not any of this, that, or those, perhaps it’s these. To work it you must work it work it out! Don’t stop working it until you find this, that, those, or these. If it’s not ANY of those, then perhaps it’s those over there. Or that right here. Or even this mixed with that. The combinations are endless! So many ways it could end. Kind of like the Stanley Parable. In case you‘re wondering, yes, I did just waste five to ten minutes of my life writing this.