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The Internet's Worst Advice Column
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Don’t invite the forest witch. She’s sure to bring excitement to any get-together!
Make sure to leave some food out so that you can have a bear sighting! That will make for a great story to tell your friends.
Go to your task manager and disable sys:main. That should free up lots of memory.
Instead, pay someone over-analyze everything your friends say
Look at your classmates answers
ask a woodchuck
Do the Dirk Nowitzki fade away move... and then fade away literally (I would have said Kobe Bryant, but it’s a bit too soon for that).
cronch harder when you chew and eat hair conditioner
if you put your hair conditioner in the microwave for around 5 minutes it will melt and the crunchiness will be no more! :)
yeeting it across the room should do the trick. guaranteed fix if it hits a wall.
3 easy steps to being a carrot. First paint your body orange, then dye your hair green, and lastly bury yourself in the earth
Experiment like a scientist
Formally introduce yourself and become friends with them.
Going beyond! Plus Ultra!
Trial and error
Ride a plane into the sky that has a very long message attached to it explaining how you feel about them.
I KNOW IT'S A GRANBULL STOP PMING ME ABOUT IT!!!
Get on a train... I will send my pal Jack to your location. He will stand at the edge of the railroad tracks. It is imperative that you do this next part. When the train passes Jack, shout "HI JACK!" at the top of your lungs. This is how you hijack a train.
Learn the first 10 notes of Megalovania and go from there.
drop out of high school
Breathe in a paper bag or do breathing techniques
You give 'em one of these!
How do I stop winter procrastination?
