The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[Hunter_Gr33n]

Unwatch every thread you've posted on, close any tabs even remotely related to TBT, and never look back.

How do I prepare for spoilers?

 

[VernalLapin]

Go for the classic solution. Stick your fingers in your ears and go "lalalalalala!"

How do I cope with stomachaches?

 

[Midoriya]

Punch your stomach a bunch.

Proper way to eat tacos?

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Shove them in your mouth whole, and swallow without chewing. (Now I'm hungry for tacos.)

How do I feel more inclined to do my own cooking?

 

[. Rarity .]

I hear isolating tourself by hammering metal plates everywhere and locking ypurself out of the world with only csnned beans, pasta, and other food will do

Theres always trapping yourself in an underground bunker and putting kitchen supplies in there works?hmm the last time I tried that..

Well I went throught alot of poorly cooked food necause I burn everything so it was alot of fun.

Highly recommend it. You'll love cooking after that. Esspecially being with the smell of burnt popcorn?

Its hard to see in the dark after all

 

[Midoriya]

Nothing new was posted, so I'll start us off again.

The proper way to eat my pancakes?

 

[Firesquids]

Throw them around like frisbees and try to catch them in your mouth, you will need a friend or Pancake Launcher for this activity.

How do I keep my pool water from getting cloudy?

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

Clean it regularly! Duh...
How do I help my mom get a good-paying job? She's looking for one.

 

[-Blue-]

Answer every craiglist ad.

How do I get smarter?

 

[VernalLapin]

Have someone read textbooks to you while you sleep.

How do I compose music?

 

[Midoriya]

First you got to make that beatboxing noise. Then kick your feet on the ground and clap your hands. There you go!

How do I overcome my fear of insects/bugs?

 

[Rosch]

Pretend they're tiny dogs and cats wearing a costume.

How do you lose weight?

 

[Midoriya]

Cut off your arms! There you go! You've lost some weight!

How do I care more about this week?

 

[kisaker39]

commit a crime. that will make you remember this week and care about it one way or another.

how do i deal with a broken video game controller without buying a new one?

 

[Rosch]

Break the videogame console too so both things are broken.

How to properly take care of leather shoes?

 

[Midoriya]

Soak them in rain... ah, there. All clean.

How to cook food for the entire week?

 

[NovariusHaze]

Grab 10 whole chickens from the store and stuff as many in the oven as you can. Set oven to 300° for 6 hours. Store uneaten chicken in fridge.

How do I buy something from Amazon?

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

I don't know, ask Amazon that.
Studying for a big algebra test that's coming up! Any recommendations on what I should do?

 

[Midoriya]

You should go hiking in the mountains and count how many leaves you can find! This will be a perfect use of study time.

How to write a novel?

 

[VernalLapin]

All you’ll need is a monkey and a keyboard… and lots of patience.

How can I travel long distance in a short amount of time with no money and no car?