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Shellzilla_515
F1 fan who loves onions
Delete your account.
How can I get more tbt?
How can I get more tbt?
You get more TBT if you write longer posts. So if your goal is to really rack up those tbt, because you're trying to save them up for a username change or for trading purposes for example, all you have to do is write really long posts even if you could have written the exact same content in a few words. It doesn't matter if you've already made your point in the first run-on sentence, you can simply add another to emphasize your point or if you don't know how to do that you can simply repeat what you have already said just before because longer posts do mean that you gain more points.
Another tip: It also helps if you pretend to get really angry about something for some reason. It's the perfect excuse to go off on a crazy rant and sure, the bell tree animal crossing community might look at you like some sort of lunatic because you have to reply to every topic about raymond with your same old opinion about how insane it is that people care at all about their villagers but you really do have to tell them, because back in the day we didn't care what our villagers looked like, we had villagers like Al in our towns and it was a struggle but life is never perfect and you certainly shouldn't be willing to pay more than five nook mile tickets or even real money just to get some cat that is literally just some pixels on a screen. That is not how Nintendo nintended the game to be played, and if you have ever given someone anything just to get one of their villagers that honestly just puts you on the same list as the turnip buyers, time travellers and other cheaters, maybe even the hackers while we're on it because you might as well just have edited your save to include those villagers if you're not going to obtain them in the pure, legitimate ways.
You could even make it personal because all these people who are committing the crimes mentioned above are absolutely ruining the game for all of the others, the people who have spent hours time travelling and bartering on the trading sites all have what seem to be the perfect island just a few months after release and in the meantime you are stuck on your deserted island with your starter home with hardly any furniture in it but you certainly don't want others to feel sorry for the way your island looks because they are wrong, this is what a top tier island looks like at this point and any island that looks even slightly more advanced was surely influenced by all the cheating. Damn those animal crossing players, they ruined animal crossing.
You do have some alternative theories, of course, not only because this is an excuse to put down some more words but also because people need to know how bad you have it, because your island could also be less advanced simply because it might be glitched as you haven't seen both redd and flick in a few days now so surely something must be up and you're thinking of resetting your entire game to fix it because your island wasn't good anyway. You didn't even join the time travelling cheater gang and you still got unlucky...
Make sure to write an afterword at the end of your post, because after all you have written people are surely going to dislike you a little. That's alright, this boosts engagement with your posts and people might even reply to it and that gives you an excuse to hit that 'reply' button just one more time and start this process all over. But you shouldn't let them know that this is the tactic! After all, you were not trying to start any fights, you were only writing this post to vent.
I am so glad nobody posted yet.
How do you get to space?
Another tip: It also helps if you pretend to get really angry about something for some reason. It's the perfect excuse to go off on a crazy rant and sure, the bell tree animal crossing community might look at you like some sort of lunatic because you have to reply to every topic about raymond with your same old opinion about how insane it is that people care at all about their villagers but you really do have to tell them, because back in the day we didn't care what our villagers looked like, we had villagers like Al in our towns and it was a struggle but life is never perfect and you certainly shouldn't be willing to pay more than five nook mile tickets or even real money just to get some cat that is literally just some pixels on a screen. That is not how Nintendo nintended the game to be played, and if you have ever given someone anything just to get one of their villagers that honestly just puts you on the same list as the turnip buyers, time travellers and other cheaters, maybe even the hackers while we're on it because you might as well just have edited your save to include those villagers if you're not going to obtain them in the pure, legitimate ways.
You could even make it personal because all these people who are committing the crimes mentioned above are absolutely ruining the game for all of the others, the people who have spent hours time travelling and bartering on the trading sites all have what seem to be the perfect island just a few months after release and in the meantime you are stuck on your deserted island with your starter home with hardly any furniture in it but you certainly don't want others to feel sorry for the way your island looks because they are wrong, this is what a top tier island looks like at this point and any island that looks even slightly more advanced was surely influenced by all the cheating. Damn those animal crossing players, they ruined animal crossing.
You do have some alternative theories, of course, not only because this is an excuse to put down some more words but also because people need to know how bad you have it, because your island could also be less advanced simply because it might be glitched as you haven't seen both redd and flick in a few days now so surely something must be up and you're thinking of resetting your entire game to fix it because your island wasn't good anyway. You didn't even join the time travelling cheater gang and you still got unlucky...
Make sure to write an afterword at the end of your post, because after all you have written people are surely going to dislike you a little. That's alright, this boosts engagement with your posts and people might even reply to it and that gives you an excuse to hit that 'reply' button just one more time and start this process all over. But you shouldn't let them know that this is the tactic! After all, you were not trying to start any fights, you were only writing this post to vent.
I am so glad nobody posted yet.
How do you get to space?
Shellzilla_515
F1 fan who loves onions
Thanks for the tip! Though, I don't think you earn bells in the basement so your efforts were for nothing.
Have Static touch it.
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I knew this before I started writing. Actually earning bells for that would be wrong.
Anyway, you will want to press minus on the start screen, and find the option to delete your island. It seems like you accidentally built the museum which is what triggers this behaviour, make sure not to do it next time.
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Shellzilla_515
F1 fan who loves onions
Have Tom Nook evict them from their house.
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You gotta be as chill and calm as Bob Ross, man. So I suggest rolling up a joint before picking up that paintbrush.
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